you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy
somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
"I drank too much…ugh."
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
psi rockin noises